It is well known that Lieutenant Jovial Jops of "Sensible Software” invented Golf accidentally when they were reworking “Cannon Fodder 3” for the X-Box 360. PC Magazine “Currant Bun” gave the invention of Golf a whopping 2/10 for skill. Jops was known to swing a baseball bat at his computer when he got stuck. His staff members created a thinner baseball bat which bent and formed what is now known as the golf club. Disgruntled 500 owners can't wait for "Golf 2" in which baseball bats will replace the old clubs. Some golf courses are known for gay sex in the middle of the green. Its usually when two guys find each other and engage in the act of anal sex and usually finishes with one guy saying "whos your daddy". Or until somebody bleeds or is given another hole for which another man can screw in.
Another rumour surounding the origins of golf is that in the 15th century when gay people were widely unaccepted they need to create a place where they could put balls in holes and not be burned at the stake, they would tell there wifes they were going to play a game of golf. 1 day a rich mans wife followed her husband and realised he was attending an all male orgy. The man therefore invented the real game and said he slipped and that is how he ended up in the predicament, golf today is played by gays worldwide. Golf means Gentemen Only Ladies Forbidden.
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